I Met A Girl On Social Media

Herbert Magiel did not want to go to his brothers wedding, however, he did go in the end, not like he had a choice but he was there. The Dj plays Mariah Carreys Sweet Fantastic Babe and everybody went to the dance floor and danced their hearts out, he, on the other hand, escaped from the dance floor not that he did not like the song but he was not a good dancer and prefer rather a glass of wine than to dance. Some of his family members tried to convince him to stay and joined them on the dance floor. Anyone would want him to stay on the dance floor just because he is so hilarious when it comes to dancing, with Herbert, there is not a moment of silence around him. The older people like his uncles and aunt dislike him and believe that he is childish and needs to grow up. Herbert could care less and that is just the way he is, he is lazy, never minded and a party animal and he doesn care what people think of him, but his cousins worship him, the black sheep of the family and even his brothers and sisters has a lack of trust in him, the rotten apple of them all, its not like he is looking for trouble, trouble is looking for him like he was cursed. The bad boy of the family arrived outside where all the alcoholic cousins were gathered together. On his arrival, Herbert said boldly Give me a beer a cousin gave him a glass, he studies his glass, lift it up high and says it out loud Lets celebrate! his cousins roars with laughter and with one sip he goggled his beer, showing them all he means business and tonight is the night hell be drinking like a fish.

In another world, on the side of England, Grimsby is where Berlin Cuthbert is standing in her room gazing through her window while pulling on a fag and blowing the smoke from her mouth. She feels frustrated and flicks her half-smoked fag away and turns away and went to sit at a table so that she could explore a website called Badoo. She is logged on and scrolls through some messages, one of the messages put her off completely, and someone just sends her a picture of his penis, sarcasm took over and she answered him Too short for me logged out of Badoo. Berlin is a tour guide for the Hatcliffe forest in Grimsby and is a loyal employee of them. She awaits a tourist who is standing near a tree and taking a leak. The man got upset when he zipped up and saw that Berlin was standing there and waiting for him, he scold at her ′ use me, do you know you harassing me is that not so? I told you I need to pie and what do you do? Or is this what you do on a daily basis? I should inform your manager … and do you know what? I think Ill do just that …′ Well Berlin did not keep her mouth either and silenced the man quickly Do us both a favour and do just that and see who they going to believe, Ive been working for Hatcliffe forest for more than ten years and has been loyal all my life, I did what any tourist guide would do when a tourist just wanders off it is my duty to find them and to report it to the office, which in my case, I did, next time inform me before you feel like emptying your tank, here are snakes around this area if you have gotten bitten by a snake today? Just because you feel like you don need to tell anyone about your urgencies? Then whose fault do you think this would be? So stop behaving smart and come a long, thank you taking no nonsense, Berlin left to lead a group of tourists through the Hatcliffe forest. Every night when she arrive from work Berlin would spend her night playing Fifa 22 on her Play Station or chatting with men from the app called Badoo.

Herbert went into a small shop, trying to catch his breath and then looked around for something to buy. He saw a poster on the wall which advertise that if anyone buys any Lays chips and manages to collect three tickets inside of the packets will stand a chance to win a trip to Arsenal versus Manchester for two. He already has one ticket in his wallet and wishes to win the trip to England. He bought six packets of Lays and went to sit at a table to eat. In the last packet, meaning ticket which means he now has two. He was just about to leave when the shop owner calls him My friend, see you a cameraman hey? he probably saw the camera bag hanging over his shoulder ′ I like photos, take a photo of me and my brother, nice ones, want to show my mother back in Ethiopia

Herbert: Don you have a phone?

The owner smiles Yes I do, but a man who walks around with such a big camera bag must have some great picture qualities he wasn lying, Herbert did have a very decent camera …

Herbert: Sure, it be good for my collection anyway so where do you want me to take the pictures?

They took some pictures in front of the shop, inside and at the back. Herbert sends them their pictures via Bluetooth. Again he wanted to leave but the owner stopped him Nothing is for free hey? Here, I don worry about this I go to England often so here he gives Herbert the third ticket, a dream come true …

Herbert: This is my third ticket

The owner asked and said confidently Is that so? Well you know it doesn stop there, many will have three tickets, you need to enter my friend and hope, luck comes your way, today is the closing date

Herbert: Obviously yes, I have to be very hasty if I want this one

He thanked the man and left to enter his three tickets at the nearest Pick n Pay store.

Herbert entered a gate that leads to a footpath of his best friend Michael Michaelsons house. A person can count all the teeth in his mouth the way he smiles with joy and walks over to his friend who is sitting on the porch.

Herbert: The Gunners and United, what do say about that bra we gonna slaughter you bro

Michael sees the folder underneath Herberts arm and had to ask ′ And this?′

Herbert: Nah wait, lets talk soccer, what the hell is wrong with you hey?

Michael puts his focus back on Herbert ′ I don wanna talk soccer to a bro who doesn