I Met A Girl On Social Media

Herbert woke up with a massive hangover, and the first that came to his mind was Berlin. He wasted no time and chat with her straight away …

Herbert: Berlin?

After a few seconds, Berlin answered …

Berlin: Hey how are you doing?

Herbert: Massive hangover but okay, I want to see you again

Berlin: Some hangover you have

Herbert: A wonderful one too, I want to see you

Berlin: Why so desperate

Herbert: I am desperate, you my kind of girl and Im interested in you and I need to see you today still

Berlin: We just met yesterday

Herbert: I know

Berlin: You still going to the game aren you? Well we can go together and afterwards we can go somewhere and have a good time

Herbert: I like that

Berlin: Good, well stay in touch

Herbert: Berlin?

Berlin: Yes

Herbert: I want to, no! I need to kiss you

He hesitated when he typed that but send it anyway.

Berlin: Well kiss your hand or the mirror (smile emoji)

Herbert: Lol

Berlin: You did nothing last night, your friend beat you to it and it seems like he got laid

Herbert: Seriously? Did Megan tell you all this?

Berlin: No, I just know my friend

Herbert: But I don wanna get laid

Berlin: You just said you want to kiss me? (confuse emoji)

Herbert swallowed hard for what he is about to say ” You moving too fast Herbie ” he thinks to himself saying it out loud …

Herbert: Yes, I just want to kiss you, hold you tight, actually that is how I feel right now, thinking of you, yes I met you just yesterday and Ive been thinking, if meeting you on Badoo made me want to know you, now I want to know you even more, how will it be if I know much more, Im surely going to fall in love with you soon, you unique, so different, wait a minute I want you to hear something

Berlin waited patiently and then she saw the video calling …

Berlin: Hey

Herbert did not answer but instead, she hears a song that she loves, Thank you in advance from Boyz 11 Men. She smiles and listens to how the first verse plays out just before the chorus starts then Herbert appears.

Herbert: I want to see you right now

Berlin: You so persistent, fine then if you want to be insane, come thats up to you

Herbert: I don know where your friends aunt lives

Berlin: Use an Uber Ill give you the address

Herbert: Sure, give the address

He can remember how he ended up in the hotel but he left without Michael knowing and got an Uber which took him somewhere in London. He arrived at Megans aunts house, he stood somewhere on the sidewalk, letting her know he was outside …

Herbert: Im here

After a few seconds, she came from the front door, closed it and met him…

Berlin: Need something for your hangover?

Herbert: Yeah, you all I need

Berlin: (giggle) Okay, here I am what now?

He looks at her, studies her mouth, and realises that she does not look like his dream girl but she, she has this boyish behaviour or is nerdy, most men would not choose her as a girlfriend but for him, she is just unique, for him and only him shes beautiful …

Berlin: You just going to stand there?

Herbert: You take my words away now I don know what to say

Berlin: (laughing) Ah come on

Herbert moved closer to her, and she did not stop him she just went with the flow, and then he kissed her softly and slowly and stopped …

Berlin: Er … Uhm, I have to go … okay

She was pink and he noticed her blush, like an explosion inside of him he just knew how to react, she wanted to turn around but he caught her by her hand and she asked like she wanted him to stop her …

Berlin: (softly) What?

Herbert: (softly) Wait a minute

He pulls her close to him and kissed her again but this time more passionately, she responded and started to kiss back. They stopped and he kept his eyes dazed into hers …

Herbert: I want you to be my girlfriend

Berlin: I don like long-distance relationships

Herbert: I know, the long-distance relationship has its good side and bad side so does the short-distance relationships

Berlin: What is the good side of long-distance relationships?

Herbert: Storing everything you longed for so long to tell or to do with your partner and then when you finally meet you see the best of him or her and even more

Berlin: And getting pregnant

Herbert: (chuckles) Anyway, the short distance is, you get to see your partner often, sometimes too much, and then you get used to each other too soon

Berlin: I know, I understand you, never thought that there would be men like you on Badoo, phone sex was fun and now look what is happening, I don want to admit it but this is something I like

Herbert: Someone like me

Berlin: (smiling) Whatever Herby, whatever

Somewhere from the window, Megan calls …

Megan: Wow, Berlin! We have to get done I don like to go empty-handed to the match you know and hey Berlins boyfriend

Herbert just waved at her …

Herbert: Before you go in (Megan went back inside) one last …

He kissed her again, and she did too but pushed him away in a way smiling and saying …

Berlin: Wait, we see each other later I promise, I have to get done now

She walks away slowly, but then he went down on one knee and starts to sing softly, enough for her to hear ♪ Girl you look like my first wife though Ive never been married before ♪ she laughed and ended up making the pig noise …

Berlin: You crazy …

She trots away …

Berlin: See you later

She entered the house, closed it and trots up the stairs shaking her head with a huge smile.

Megan: (peeking from the window again) I wish a man could sing like that for me, just a little bit louder next time hey? And, that is a Boyz 11 Men song, isn it? Berlins favourite song, wow an angel must have sent you

Herbert left and found a message on his phone saying that she and Megan will pick them up at the hotel. Arriving at the hotel, Michael just said …

Michael: Surpassing the master of chicks hey?